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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Making waves on Messenger:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Going viral on Discord:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Spotted on Messenger:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Just landed via Messenger:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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12 Funny spaghetti quotes

Funny spaghetti quotes 🍝 are the perfect way to add a little extra flavor to your pasta love! Whether you’re twirling noodles or just dreaming of that saucy goodness, these witty and pun-filled sayings will make you smile wider than a bowl of perfectly cooked spaghetti. Get ready to laugh, share, and maybe even inspire your next pasta night with some saucy humor! 😄🍅🍴

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Making waves on X:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Cool times create cool guys.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Spotted on Discord:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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