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Funny spaghetti quotes

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025