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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Just landed via Instagram:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Making waves on Threads:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Live now on Slack:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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