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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Spotted on Threads:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Making waves on Messenger:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Making waves on Telegram:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Spotted on Threads:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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61 shares on X this month:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

26 shares on YouTube this month:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

52 shares on Discord this month:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Making waves on Messenger:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Shared recently on YouTube:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Making waves on Slack:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Seen just now on Threads:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Making waves on TikTok:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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