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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

40 shares on X this month:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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