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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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Dear music, thanks!

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Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Going viral on Threads:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t hate me, date me!

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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32 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

74 shares on WeChat this month:

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Spotted on X:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Seen just now on Threads:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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