Funny stick shift quotes

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.