Commentary:
"Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮♂️ #FashionFail"
Commentary:
"Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷♂️ Can't conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁♀️ #HoodieGoals"

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.
Commentary:
"Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"