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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
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Mar 15, 2025
Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!
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Feb 4, 2025
I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.
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Jan 28, 2025
I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.
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Jan 21, 2025