Funny strings quotes

• I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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  2 months ago

  distraction, fashion, hear, hearing, hoodie, humor, i, saying, strings, uneven, word

• Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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  2 months ago

  advice, fashion, home, hoodie, humor, shit, strings, together, uneven

• I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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  2 months ago

  am, comfort, determination, even, fashion, hoodie, house, humor, i, leaving, strings

• I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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  2 months ago

  activity, attached, commitment, decision, fun, fun activity, going, humor, i, learn, music, no strings attached, play, something, strings, violin, wanted

• I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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  4 months ago

  bank, humor, i, irony, joke, money, pen, pens, single, string, strings, tie, trust, us, why

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