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Funny strings quotes

Funny strings quotes are the perfect blend of wit and whimsy πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ, tying together clever words that make you chuckle and think πŸ€”πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re into puns, tech jokes, or just quirky one-liners, these gems will have you grinning from ear to ear πŸ˜„πŸŽ€. Ready to unwind and laugh out loud? Let’s dive into some string-tastic humor that’s sure to brighten your day! πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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