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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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