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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

1 month ago

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

3 months ago

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

3 months ago

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

3 months ago