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6 months ago
Share →: Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Commentary:
"Imagine walking around with a giant Stupidity Smacker™️ just waiting to use it on people who test your patience 🤣💥 Who needs a debate when you have a good ol' smackdown as an option? 🤷‍♂️💢"
6 months ago
Share →: “I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… looks like Mr. Stupid Bachelor here thinks he can pull off the 'crumpled chic' look for work! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs a wardrobe when you've got the 'Just Rolled Out of Bed' style, right? 😂👔 #FashionistaFail"
6 months ago
Share →: ‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'Sex with your ex' when you can have a bestseller? Take a page out of the history books instead of re-reading old chapters 😉📚 #MovingOnUp"
6 months ago
Share →: We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Commentary:
"Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"
6 months ago
Share →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨‍💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional
6 months ago
Share →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"
6 months ago
Share →: Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Commentary:
"Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"
6 months ago
Share →: You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Commentary:
Well, age and wisdom don't always come as a package deal, do they? 🤣 Embrace the journey of becoming older and (hopefully) wiser, even if it means stumbling along the way like a clumsy but enthusiastic puppy 🐶👴🤓.
6 months ago
Share →: Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Commentary:
"Oh no, a mustache mix-up in time travel? That's one hairy situation! 😂🕰️👶 #MustacheMayhem"
6 months ago
Share →: Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Commentary:
"Before diving into parenthood, remember: kids are experts at pushing your patience to new heights! 🤪👶 #ParentingAdventures #StayingZen"