72 Funny stupid quotes

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.
Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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5 months ago
Share →: Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Commentary:
"Oh no, a mustache mix-up in time travel? That's one hairy situation! 😂🕰️👶 #MustacheMayhem"
5 months ago
Share →: Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Commentary:
"Before diving into parenthood, remember: kids are experts at pushing your patience to new heights! 🤪👶 #ParentingAdventures #StayingZen"
5 months ago
Share →: Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Commentary:
“When life gives you sass, respond with class 😏🤯 #SarcasmVersusDiplomacy”
5 months ago
Share →: Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Commentary:
"Great minds think alike, but let's not forget that the village idiots are also forming an alliance over there! 🤔🤣 #unityindiversity"
5 months ago
Share →: A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Commentary:
"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦‍♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"
5 months ago
Share →: Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ambitious sand… Always striving for more, even if it means getting in your shoes! 🏖️👟 Just remember, sand, sometimes it's good to just relax and soak up the sun. 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Commentary:
"Grandparents: the masterminds behind the chaos, the architects of mischief, the professors of shenanigans! 😂👴🏼👵🏼 They're like the original influencers, except instead of trendy dance moves, they teach you how to tie shoelaces together and blame it on the cat. 😜🐱 Embrace the wisdom, embrace the chaos! 🙌 #GrandparentLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Commentary:
"Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. 🤓🚀"
5 months ago
Share →: Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Commentary:
Ah, those carefree days of yore when we couldn't wait to be adults, only to realize that bills and responsibility were major buzzkills 🤦‍♂️🙈 Who needs naptime and recess when you can have taxes and deadlines, right? #AdultingFail
5 months ago
Share →: HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Commentary:
Oh, HR always trying to ruin the fun! 🤣 Remember folks, asking 'How stupid can you be?' is not a challenge, it's just a rhetorical question…maybe. 😜 #HRwoes #OfficeHumor