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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

May 21, 2026

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

May 21, 2026

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

May 21, 2026

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

May 21, 2026

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

May 21, 2026

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

May 21, 2026

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

May 21, 2026

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

May 21, 2026

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

May 21, 2026

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

May 21, 2026

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

May 21, 2026

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

May 20, 2026

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

May 20, 2026

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

May 20, 2026

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

May 20, 2026

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

May 20, 2026

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

May 20, 2026

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

May 20, 2026

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

May 20, 2026

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

May 20, 2026

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

May 20, 2026

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

May 20, 2026

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

May 20, 2026

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

May 20, 2026

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

May 20, 2026

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

May 19, 2026

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

May 19, 2026

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

May 19, 2026

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

May 19, 2026