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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate.

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate.

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

I don't just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025