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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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