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I'll save laughing at this for later 😂💊⏳
226 Funny take quotes
Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.
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Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! 🥷🍽️😂
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️
When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.
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Looks like some people took "no dumb questions" as an Olympic sport! 🏅🤔😅
Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.
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When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are 🤖🧑⚖️😂
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.
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Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? 😜💼🌴
Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.
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This is me pretending I'm the star of a music video, making every detour worth it! 🎶🚗🎤✨
Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.
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Who knew that battling dust bunnies could double as therapy? 🧹🧼🗑️😅