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Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪
228 Funny take quotes
I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.
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Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂
If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.
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I'll save laughing at this for later 😂💊⏳
Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.
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Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! 🥷🍽️😂
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️
When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.
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Looks like some people took "no dumb questions" as an Olympic sport! 🏅🤔😅
Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.
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When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are 🤖🧑⚖️😂
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.
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Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? 😜💼🌴