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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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