170 Funny tell quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Who does that bag think it is, bossing around your snack choices like it owns the place? 🙄😂 Serving sizes are more like serving suggestions anyway. Bag, you're not the boss of us! 🙌🍟 #SnackRevolt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your kids are not just artists, but also brutally honest critics! 🎨✂️ Get that beard trim ASAP before they start adding Santa Claus vibes to your portraits! 🎅😆 #DadLife #BeardStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of Twitter – where even a simple 'hi' can be met with a 'actually, wrong!' 🐦😂 It's like a fast-track to being corrected by strangers online! #TwitterTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you just need a virtual hourglass to flip and casually drop the 'out of time' bomb like a pro therapist! ⏳💬😅 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe doctors should just set their clocks half an hour ahead 🕰️ so they can be fashionably late AND on time at the same time! ⏳😄 #DoctorTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' days when declaring your love for bacon required some serious effort and commitment! 🥓📞 Just imagine the struggle of having to actually use our voices to profess our undying love for crispy goodness instead of just typing it out casually on social media. Ah, simpler times indeed! 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Laundry rebellion at its finest! The clothes may not talk, but they sure know how to make a statement! 🧺🙅‍♂️ #RuleBreaker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

  Commentary:
  "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care… but be careful of those pesky ceiling fans! 🙌🚫💨 Safety first, folks! Maybe we need a new hit song about 'Watch Out for the Fan Blades' 🎶😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of free speech: where the quirky, zany, and downright bonkers have their moment to shine! 🤪 Letting crazy people talk just means giving them a chance to showcase their unique brand of absurdity. 🤣 Embrace the madness and enjoy the show! 🎭"

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