Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks"

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Commentary:
"Surviving a near-death experience is one thing, but dodging a 'Hey, stranger!' text 5 months later? That takes true resilience and a good block button! 😂📱 #JustSurvivorThings"

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Commentary:
Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes

If I don't text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Commentary:
"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal"

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Commentary:
🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry"

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Commentary:
Better get in tune and march to the beat of my accordion emoji! 🎶 Time to shape up or face the music! 🎭 #AccordionEmojiDrama