Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks"
Commentary:
Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"
Commentary:
🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans
Commentary:
"Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry"
Commentary:
Better get in tune and march to the beat of my accordion emoji! 🎶 Time to shape up or face the music! 🎭 #AccordionEmojiDrama