90 Funny text quotes

• People text you when you look good in photos.

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  5 days ago

  appearance, compliment, good, interaction, people, photo, photos, social, social interaction, text

• I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

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  5 days ago

  communication, confirmation, email, even, habit, i, message, only, screenshot, screenshots, technology, text

• One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

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  5 days ago

  amazing, back, communication, connection, dating, day, humor, just, meet, misunderstanding, person, relationship, text, texting

• If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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  5 days ago

  birthday, communication, full, full name, humor, i, ID, name, question, relationship, text, things, wife

• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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  6 days ago

  communication, conversation, fall, humor, message, minute, phone, someone, text, texts, time, trick

• A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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  6 days ago

  1980s, 3, advice, ancient, ancient scrolls, communication, dating, dating advice, days, exactly, guy, humor, me, scrolls, studying, text, texting, waiting

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  6 days ago

  appreciate, appreciation, communication, drunk, drunk text, friendship, humor, intoxication, message, someone, straight, text, texting, texts, think, thought

• Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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  6 days ago

  after, again, blush, cute, cute moment, giggle, goodnight, i, just, late, late night, love, me, message, moment, night, over, reread, romance, said, text, texts

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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  6 days ago

  again, apology, before, care, caring, humor, i, inside, inside joke, joke, jokes, laugh, laughs, night, nights, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, sweet, text, texts, think, time, twice, wasting

• Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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  6 days ago

  advice, communication, humor, looks, moon, night, pretty, romantic, text, texting

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