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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Trending via TikTok:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Reported on Pinterest:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Freshly posted on X:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Reported on Reddit:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Spotted on Threads:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Going viral on YouTube:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Going viral on Telegram:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Just landed via Threads:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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