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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone β€œhe’ll yeah” ..

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You’re my least favourite notification.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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