86 Funny text quotes

• If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, conversation, fall, humor, message, minute, phone, someone, text, texts, time, trick

• A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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  4 weeks ago

  1980s, 3, advice, ancient, ancient scrolls, communication, dating, dating advice, days, exactly, guy, humor, me, scrolls, studying, text, texting, waiting

• If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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  4 weeks ago

  appreciate, appreciation, communication, drunk, drunk text, friendship, humor, intoxication, message, someone, straight, text, texting, texts, think, thought

• Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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  1 month ago

  after, again, blush, cute, cute moment, giggle, goodnight, i, just, late, late night, love, me, message, moment, night, over, reread, romance, said, text, texts

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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  2 months ago

  again, apology, before, care, caring, humor, i, inside, inside joke, joke, jokes, laugh, laughs, night, nights, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, sweet, text, texts, think, time, twice, wasting

• Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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  2 months ago

  advice, communication, humor, looks, moon, night, pretty, romantic, text, texting

• You’re my least favourite notification.

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  2 months ago

  communication, digital, digital communication, favourite, humor, least, least favourite, message, notification, sarcasm, text, text message

• After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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  2 months ago

  after, coming, everyone, friend, friends, funeral, humor, i, phone, take, text, thanks, want

• The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, me, message, need, next, only, reply, social, social interaction, someone, stress, talk, text, text message, texts, time, yes

• How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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  2 months ago

  attitude, communication, humor, message, okay, rude, sarcasm, text, texting

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