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35 Funny text quotes

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

2 weeks ago

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

1 month ago

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

1 month ago

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

1 month ago

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

1 month ago

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

2 months ago

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

3 months ago

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

3 months ago

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

3 months ago

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

3 months ago

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

3 months ago

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

3 months ago

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

3 months ago

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

3 months ago

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

3 months ago

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

3 months ago

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

3 months ago

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

3 months ago

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

3 months ago

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

3 months ago