My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea. Posted on8 hours ago
Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” Posted on14 hours ago
I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. Posted on15 hours ago
Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong. Posted on4 days ago