15 Funny toast quotes

• Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

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  4 weeks ago

  appetite, buttered, buttered toast, craving, eat, every, food, humor, months, snack, toast, urge

• The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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  4 weeks ago

  art, breakfast, brush, canvas, creativity, food, food art, jam, knife, paint, toast

• Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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  4 weeks ago

  achievement, award, bravery, cut, eat, fact, food, humor, i, parenting, son, struggle, toast

• My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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  4 weeks ago

  chainsaw, favorite, humor, massacre, quirky, stereotype, Texa, things, toast

• Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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  1 month ago

  adventure, dragon, fantasy, humor, i, once, quest, toast

• Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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  1 month ago

  activity, back, bag, bread, break, break in, funny activity, house, humor, joke, prank, put, toast

• No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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  1 month ago

  expectation, food, french, great, humor, i, just, mean, surprise, toast

• Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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  1 month ago

  avocado, diet, food, humor, January, lifestyle, protein, protein shake, shake, syrup, toast, transformation, tree, vegetable, whole

• Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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  1 month ago

  conversation, food, french, humor, joke, know, talk, toast

• Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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  1 month ago

  away, burn, distraction, food, forever, irony, kitchen, patience, seconds, time, toast, waiting, walk

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