14 Funny toast quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

  Commentary:
  "Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

  Commentary:
  "Better watch out, folks! 🔥🐉 Looks like someone's determined to make a fiery entrance into the dragon-slaying business! Time to toast some marshmallows and prepare for the epic showdown! 😂🔥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️‍♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

  Commentary:
  "Oh là là, even the toast is feeling fancy today! 🇫🇷 Who knew toast could have such an elegant identity crisis? 😂 Maybe it's time to start a toast revolution! Vive la toast française! 🥖✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

  Commentary:
  "From 'I'm starting the year healthy and strong!' to 'Syrup = Vegetable logic level: expert' in just 20 days 🥑🍁🥞 #NewYearResolutionsGoneWild"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

  Commentary:
  Well, if the toast is wearing a beret and a tiny mustache while sipping on a tiny cup of espresso, then it's definitely French! 🇫🇷☕🥖 But let's be real, even if the toast doesn't speak, it still knows how to butter us up! 🤣🍞

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of toasting – a delicate dance between impatience and charred disappointment. 🍞⏳ One must possess the perfect blend of vigilance and nonchalance to achieve the elusive state of golden brown perfection. 🔥🙈 After all, there's a fine line between a well-toasted slice and a fire hazard waiting to happen! 🔥🚫 Remember, while the toast might take its sweet time, life moves fast – so never miss

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs regular milk baths when you can spice things up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? 🥛🛁🌟 Step aside, spa treatments, this breakfast concoction is the real MVP! Doctor's orders never sounded so delicious! 😄🥣"

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