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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.