Funny toxic quotes

I'm so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don't even want.

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that's the best thing.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025