Commentary:
Well, if you're having conversations with yourself and both of you are in agreement that you're not toxic, then congratulations! 🎉 Seems like a healthy dose of self-awareness and self-affirmation going on there. Keep up the good vibes and steer clear of the toxicity! ✨😄
Funny toxic quotes
When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.
Commentary:
"When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"
Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.
Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of witnessing toxic positivity in action! 🙄 It's like watching a snake oil salesman talk about wellness. 🐍😂 Just smile and wave, folks!"
My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.
Commentary:
"Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! 🌪️ On the bright side, maybe you're just really committed to that 'messy-chic' aesthetic! 😂👗 #WardrobeWars"
I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.
Commentary:
Well, if toxic relationships were an Olympic sport, you'd be a gold medalist in the "fighting for something you don't even want" category. I mean, talk about dedication to the wrong cause! Maybe it's time to switch gears and aim for a healthier, less combative relationship strategy.