20 Funny toxic quotes

• I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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  3 weeks ago

  book, horny, humor, i, lifestyle, reading, self-awareness, should, something, start, toxic

• My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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  2 months ago

  binge, binge-watching, entertainment, fast, getting, habit, i, nothing, sad, sadness, sery, show, too, toxic, toxic trait, trait, TV, TV sery, watch, watching

• My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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  2 months ago

  book, booking, bored, boredom, buy, flight, i, impulse, impulse buy, looking, start, toxic, toxic trait, trait, travel

• Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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  2 months ago

  auto-correct, autocorrect, autocorrect mistake, humor, i, keyboard, mistake, relationship, technology, texting, toxic, toxic relationship

• My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, common, common sense, expectation, frustration, humor, i, mad, people, personality, sense, social, social behavior, toxic, toxic trait, trait

• If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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  2 months ago

  advice, environment, flush, health, humor, medicine, pharmacy, pills, swallow, toilet, too, toxic, toxicity

• My toxic trait is optimism.

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  2 months ago

  humor, optimism, personality, personality trait, sarcasm, toxic, toxic trait, trait

• My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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  2 months ago

  advice, asylum, friends, give, health, humor, i, irony, mental, mental health, self-awareness, toxic, toxic trait, trait

• I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, fight, humor, irony, relationship, sarcasm, self-awareness, toxic, want

• My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily wear, everyday, expensive, fashion, glasses, humor, i, irony, most, self-deprecation, thing, toxic, toxic trait, trait, wear

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