14 Funny toxic quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

  Commentary:
  Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

  Commentary:
  Booking flights for fun? It seems like your wallet needs a restraining order! ✈️💸😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

  Commentary:
  "Auto-correct has me so well-trained that I almost apologized to the toaster this morning. 🍞🤦‍♂️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is optimism.

  Commentary:
  "Optimism: turning 'uh-oh' into 'wheee!' since forever! 😅☀️ #ToBoldlyHope"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

  Commentary:
  "Offering mental health advice when you're one jellybean short of the jar… 🤪🏥 Remember, sometimes laughter is the best therapy! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #AsylumBound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

  Commentary:
  Well, if toxic relationships were an Olympic sport, you'd be a gold medalist in the "fighting for something you don't even want" category. I mean, talk about dedication to the wrong cause! Maybe it's time to switch gears and aim for a healthier, less combative relationship strategy.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"

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