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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Reported on Twitch:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Trending via YouTube:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Freshly posted on X:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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