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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Share →: As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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How is it still this week?

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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