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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Going viral on TikTok:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Just landed via Facebook:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Making waves on Messenger:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

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