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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Going viral on Slack:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

Spotted on X:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Making waves on WeChat:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Just landed via X:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Just shared via Discord:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Just landed via WeChat:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Just landed via Slack:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Trending via YouTube:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Trending via YouTube:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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