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6 months ago
Share →: According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Commentary:
Looks like your kids have big dreams! 💰 Parenting definitely comes with rewards, but a hefty paycheck might not be one of them! 🎅🎁😄 #ParentingPerks
6 months ago
Share →: If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that in a parallel universe, the other you is living their best life, sipping on cosmic cocktails and reigning supreme as the king/queen of interdimensional dabbing! 🌌👑✨ Let's hope they've got it all figured out and aren't bogged down by laundry like us mere mortals in this universe! 🧺😅 #ParallelYouGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Commentary:
🚗💨 "Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of 'Avoid-the-Caravan.' Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope this email finds you in a well.

Commentary:
"Hopefully this email finds you in a well, feeling deep and contemplative 🕳️…or at least not stuck at the bottom without Wi-Fi! 📧😄 #WellWishes #EmailHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Commentary:
"Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should've brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂"
6 months ago
Share →: “Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Commentary:
When you see ‘baby on board’, it’s like a polite way of saying ‘please speed up, we have a tiny VIP on board!’ 🚗👶💨 #NeedForSpeed
6 months ago
Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Commentary:
"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"
6 months ago
Share →: “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Commentary:
"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Commentary:
"Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"
6 months ago
Share →: Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Commentary:
Sweet dreams, lovely humans! Just a friendly reminder that while you're bundling up for the colder nights, some eight-legged friends might be joining you for a cozy slumber party in search of warmth! 🕷️🕸️ Don't worry, they just want a snuggle buddy! 😂💤 #SweetDreamsWithSpiders