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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Spotted on YouTube:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Just landed via TikTok:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Spotted on Threads:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Making waves on Discord:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Just landed via Messenger:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Going viral on Reddit:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Spotted on Telegram:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Live now on Instagram:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Just shared via TikTok:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Just shared via X:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Reported on Snapchat:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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