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5 months ago
Share →: That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Commentary:
"Who needs a significant other when you've got a platonic spouse to share all the drama and laughter? 💁‍♂️👯‍♀️ #BestieGoals #PlatonicLoveStory"
5 months ago
Share →: Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Commentary:
"Looks like New Year's resolutions are already testing the bonds of marriage! 🙈💍 Who knew being independent could be so risky? 😂 #MarriageStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'till death do us part' quite literally! 🎪🐒 Here lies a man who knew how to keep life wild and entertaining even after he's gone. May his wife juggle it all with grace and humor! 🤹‍♀️😂 #RelationshipGoals #MonkeyBusiness"
5 months ago
Share →: Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Commentary:
Looks like someone just received a terminal prognosis of eternal wedded bliss! 💍💉 Better stock up on some "Yes, dear" pills and prepare for a lifetime of "happily ever after" prescriptions! 😉 #PrescribedForLove
6 months ago
Share →: I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Commentary:
🚗😄 "I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial… and that Santa doesn't have a car dealership on the North Pole! Looks like Rudolph's sleigh will have to do the job this year! 🦌🎅"
6 months ago
Share →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Commentary:
"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅"
6 months ago
Share →: My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Commentary:
Ah, sounds like a rare sighting in the wild – a wife admitting a mistake! 🙊🤭 Brace yourself, dear friend, for this could be a sign of the impending apocalypse or simply a glitch in the Matrix! Time to grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon unfold! 🍿✨ Remember, it's the small victories that make life interesting!
6 months ago
Share →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like someone's wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it's time for a strict "no staircases made of drooling tongues" rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!
6 months ago
Share →: My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Commentary:
"Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! 🍺😅 Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! 🤣💬 #HusbandProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Commentary:
"Oh, the horror! 👀 Sounds like a true emergency situation! 🚨 Who knew meeting the neighbors could be an extreme sport? 🏃‍♂️💨 Hang in there, sir, help is on the way! 🚓😄"