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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Live now on Discord:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Shared recently on X:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Reported on Snapchat:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Just landed via X:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Reported on TikTok:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Going viral on YouTube:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Just shared via Twitch:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Live now on WeChat:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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