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"Ah, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Just remember, be careful what you wish for… You might end up with a lifetime supply of ice cream and a unicorn as a roommate! 🦄🍦 #DreamBig"
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- Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.
- I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
- Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.
- Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.
- I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.
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"If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕" -
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"Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"
Top Funny Wish Quotes 🔥
- I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.
- I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.
- For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.
- This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
- Sailors wish they could swear like me.
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