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5 months ago
Share →: My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Birthday boy/girl demands zero attention on their special day! 🚫🎉 Let's grant their wish by celebrating in absolute silence… or with the quietest party ever! 🎂🤫 Who needs cake when you have peace and quiet, am I right? 😂 #BirthdayWish #IntrovertCelebration"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Commentary:
"Consider me your own personal wish-granting genie! 🧞‍♂️💫 Brace yourself, because I'll be sure to make myself unforgettable. 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance of cookie-induced amnesia – where time melts away like butter on a warm cookie 🍪⏰ Who needs a calendar when you have a steady supply of sweet treats to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss? 😅 #CookieDayDreams
5 months ago
Share →: I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Commentary:
"Me to someone who can't hide their chaotic energy: 'My inner pattern detective is having a meltdown thanks to you 🕵️‍♂️🚨 Maybe we can find some balance between your chaos and my compulsive need for order?' 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Commentary:
"Women are like spicy peppers 🌶️ – hot and bold, but sometimes they bring tears to your eyes! 😂 #Can'tHaveItAll"
5 months ago
Share →: A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Commentary:
"If only genies accepted payment in snacks and naps, my life would be sorted 🧞‍♂️🍪💤 #GenieGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos a little subtitle box hovering above every Brit would create! 🇬🇧😂 Who knew deciphering British banter required an interpreter? 🤔🎥 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Commentary:
"May your love life be booming and your job secure in 2022! 🥂 Here's to a year of passion without pink slips! 🕺💼 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish more dumb people were shy.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where mute buttons were installed on those 'Foot-in-mouth' moments… 🤐😂 #ShyIsTheNewSmart"