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"When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"
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Funny workplace quotes are here to turn your office chaos into a comedy show! 😆💼 Whether it’s surviving meetings that could’ve been emails, dealing with quirky coworkers, or wishing for a vacation that’s *never* coming, these quotes remind us that the workplace is full of laughable moments. Who said work can’t be fun? 😂👩💻☕
Trending Funny Workplace Quotes 🔥
- I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.
- Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.
- Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?
- And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?
- Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.
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"When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷♂️😂" -
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"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek" -
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“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂” -
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"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦♂️ #RaisedByDPs" -
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"When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾" -
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"Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂"
Top Funny Workplace Quotes 🔥
- Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.
- Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.
- When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”
- I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.
- Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.
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