Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day. Posted on9 hours ago
I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. Posted on11 hours ago
After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore. Posted on19 hours ago
I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month. Posted on20 hours ago
Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day. Posted on23 hours ago
Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit. Posted on1 day ago
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle. Posted on1 day ago
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Posted on2 days ago
Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. Posted on2 days ago
Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice. Posted on2 days ago
If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways. Posted on3 days ago
I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow. Posted on3 days ago
When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find. Posted on3 days ago
“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department. Posted on3 days ago