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Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals
233 Funny workplace quotes
Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.
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Looks like your exit strategy involves their grand exit! 🚪💼😂
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?
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Uh-oh, trading witty Slack banter for endless "Can you hear me now?" Teams meetings!
This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.
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Guess they found the cheat code to upgrade from "meh" to "LOL" mode! 😂🎮👩💼升级成功！
The only way to deal with a micromanaging boss is microreporting.
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Turning in my hourly updates on the coffee situation! ☕📝😂
Corporate life is watching someone get promoted and suddenly develop a new personality in meetings.
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When Bob gets promoted and suddenly thinks he's the CEO of everything 😂👔🔝
Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.
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Trying the slow blink method on my boss—he just asked if I'm sleepy instead of giving me a raise! 😴😅
Normalize booing in the workplace.
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I can't wait to bring my foam finger and popcorn to the next staff meeting 🍿👎😂
Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.
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When your sense of humor gets a pink slip from HR 😂🤦♂️