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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Spotted on TikTok:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Breaking via X:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Trending via Pinterest:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Just landed via Pinterest:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Just shared via Slack:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Freshly posted on X:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Just shared via Slack:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Just landed via Slack:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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17 shares on Twitch this month:

I am half agony, half hope.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

60 shares on Threads this month:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

20 shares on X this month:

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

39 shares on Threads this month:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Making waves on Instagram:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Breaking via WeChat:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Shared recently on X:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Just landed via Discord:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Trending via Facebook:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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