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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,558

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Going bananas on YouTube:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Making waves on YouTube:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

Trending via Threads:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,660

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on TikTok:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Breaking via WeChat:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Spotted on Slack:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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