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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Just shared via Facebook:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Reported on Telegram:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Funny yawn quotes are the perfect way to turn a simple stretch of the mouth into a hilarious moment 😂😴! Whether you’re fighting off sleep or just catching a contagious yawn, these witty lines will have you giggling instead of dozing off 🥱💬. Ready to brighten your day with some cheeky yawns? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on that irresistible, universal reflex! 😆✨

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Live now on Messenger:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Trending via Facebook:

I need a massage for my brain.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Just shared via Telegram:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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