LONDON—Local intellect, Trevor Jenkins, was surprised to find that onions are not the only tear-inducing food. “My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry,” recounted Jenkins’ pal, Doug Hillman, shortly after tossing a coconut at Trevor’s face.

Reports indicate that Trevor was conducting a “highly scientific” culinary demonstration when Doug intervened. “I had theories, pie charts—everything,” said Trevor proudly. “But nothing prepared me for projectile coconuts.” Eyewitnesses claim that Trevor held onto his smugness until reality hit him—literally.

To commemorate the event, locals have planned a charity coconut toss next month. “It’s both educational and entertaining,” explained Doug. “We want to raise awareness that virtually any food can make you cry if accelerated towards your head fast enough.” Trevor is expected to attend, humor firmly intact, albeit his pride a bit bruised.