Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”. Posted onOct 17, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGet married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works. Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.