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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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"Who knew Google would become the ultimate parenting manual? 😂💻 Just remember, there's no 'Ctrl + Z' button when it comes to real-life tantrums! 🤪👶 #ParenthoodAdventures"

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