Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
  • I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
  • So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.
  • Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.
  • Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.