Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.
  • The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
  • Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
  • Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.
  • No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
  • I need you to put the fun in refund!