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85 shares on WeChat this month:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

11 shares on X this month:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

31 shares on Slack this month:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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