Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGood luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes. Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water. When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text. Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.