Home Funny Quotes Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

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"Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"

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