Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.