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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.