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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.