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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said โ€˜You can do mine next!โ€™ This used to be a real country.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you canโ€™t even name one of their songs.

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you canโ€™t even name one of their songs.

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"Guys, let's get our facts straight before launching our fashion choices into orbit ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€ Can anyone hum the tune of 'Space Odyssey' or 'Rocket Man'? ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŒŒ #FashionFail #LostInSpace"



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Donโ€™t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Motherโ€™s Day before we wake her up and ask whatโ€™s for breakfast.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.