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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Tested positive for being single af

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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