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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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