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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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