MANCHESTER—In an innovative approach to fitness, FitnessMax introduced a ‘Cardio Cash Dash’ class where participants run to an ATM within a strict 30-minute session. “The only exercise I did last month was running out of money,” said participant John Phelps. “Now, I can do it with a group!”

The gym reports a surge in memberships, with patrons thrilled by the opportunity to ‘work out’ finances literally. “This class really puts the ‘personal’ in personal finance,” chuckled instructor Chloe Meeks, who claims the stress-induced sprints deliver an unparalleled adrenaline high.

Plans are underway for ‘Cardio Cash Dash Extreme,’ featuring added roller luggage resistance. “The American Heart Association should give us a medal for this innovation in athleticism and budgeting,” Phelps added, grabbing his running shoes and bank card. Participants eagerly anticipate bank holidays, offering both exercise and strategic fiscal downtime.