Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle. I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation. What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk. If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that. If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.