Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle). If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away. Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle. I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.