Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.