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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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