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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.