Trendy Funny Quotes

  • What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.
  • I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
  • I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
  • My rapper name would be 2 stressd.