Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHave you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.