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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Commentary:
"Having children is basically signing up for a lifelong pyramid scheme where the 'investment' keeps growing… in toys, clothes, and college tuition! 🧸👶💸#Parenting101"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged children, choice, family, humor, joke, life, life choice, parenting, pyramid, pyramid scheme, responsibility, scheme on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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