Having children is a pyramid scheme. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaving children is a pyramid scheme. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
