Having children is a pyramid scheme. Commentary:"Having children is basically signing up for a lifelong pyramid scheme where the 'investment' keeps growing… in toys, clothes, and college tuition! 🧸👶💸#Parenting101" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme. Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens. The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me. The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.