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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.