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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Live now on YouTube:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Spotted on X:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Making waves on TikTok:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Just landed via Facebook:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Shared recently on Slack:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Trending via Twitch:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Spotted on Twitch:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Going viral on Facebook:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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