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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

You are the Monday of my life.

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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