Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
  • No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.
  • Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.
  • Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.
  • I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
  • Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.