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"Ah, the irony of our modern lives! 🌞😅 Who needs sunshine when you've got emails to read, right? Keep on shining bright at that desk! 💻☀️"

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51 shares on Discord this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

18 shares on Threads this month:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

14 shares on Slack this month:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

79 shares on WeChat this month:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

50 shares on X this month:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

38 shares on Facebook this month:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Trending via Discord:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Live now on WhatsApp:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Going viral on X:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Breaking via WeChat:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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