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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.