Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • I love you to the refrigerator and back.
  • Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.
  • If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.
  • “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?
  • I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.
  • What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?