Trendy Funny Quotes

  • People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
  • I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
  • Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.
  • Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.
  • Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
  • If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.