I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Commentary:
“🧪🤖 When your friends are so quirky and unpredictable, you start suspecting they might be the result of a science experiment gone wrong 🤣🔬 #LabEscapes #FailedButFabulous”

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