I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.