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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.