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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be s…

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be s…

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"Ah, the joys of biweekly pay – turning paper towels into quesadillas is the ultimate budget-friendly lunch hack! 🌯💸 Who needs real ingredients when you've got creativity and perseverance, am I right? 😄 #PaperTowelCookingMaster"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, biweekly, biweekly pay, cooking, DIY, financial, financial struggle, food, humor, i, paper, paper towel, pay, quesadilla, second, struggle, today, towel, week on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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