I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago. Funny Quotes November 19, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.