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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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74 shares on Threads this month:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

68 shares on Threads this month:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

86 shares on X this month:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

97 shares on Discord this month:

My dream car is a taco truck.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Making waves on Discord:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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