I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism. Commentary:"Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s. I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then” King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City. I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun. I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.