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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.