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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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We’ve got a shituation here.