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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin u…

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin u…

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"Just imagine waddling out of the aquarium with a cute little penguin peeking out from under your shirt like 'Surprise!' 🐧😂 Who needs pockets when you have a penguin pal!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, aquarium, comedy, end, humor, i, job, never, penguin, shirt, work, workplace on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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