I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift. Funny Quotes May 30, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back. I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich. The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?